PERI: My family was destroyed when my father was lost at sea. I’m going to deal with my grief…
PERI: B̯ͤ̀̾̾̓̈̚Y͕̱̠͚̱̰ͩͫͧ͊ͭͣͬͅ ͕̪̙͔̙ͬ̉ͭ̚C̳̭̜ͧͮ̒̎̓̓̚Ů͔̘̯̜̅̒͐̈́͆͋ͅR͚̀̆̊̚Sͧ̋͑͌I̫̯͙̙ͯ̑ͅN͌̍ͯ̎̀G̃̇̐̎̚ ̙̘͎͔͋T̤͖̣̰̩̠͈H͉̮͙̊̇̾̃E̳̮̻͈̒̌̓ͩ ̗̩̘̟̖͆̽͊ͤS̱͖̞̈̍Ě̝͔̘̫̮̑ͤ̌ͥ̔̆A͎͍̳̭̹͈̲̘͔̳͙̗̩̳͇̹ͣ͆ͤͨ̍̎̄ͮͅ. As one does.
PRINCE KIR: Hey, girl. Lemme holla at you. What you doin’?
PERI: Cursing the sea.
PRINCE KIR: I… I could be into that, that’s cool. Tell you what, send the curse from me as well. So what are you doing lat—
PERI: No time for dalliances, must be mad and curse the sea!
SEA: *is cursed*
PERI: Oh no! What have I done! I hope nothing comes out of this.
SEA DRAGON: *splashes out of the sea* I’ve… I’ve always wanted to read.
LYO: Here I come to save the day! Maybe.
PERI: What are you doing here?
LYO: MAGIC! Going to use it to free that gold chain from around the sea dragon’s neck!
PERI: So we can get the gold?
LYO: Hehehe. Sure.
SEA DRAGON: I can’t believe I’m working my way towards literacy.
PRINCE KIR: Omg… A dragon. From the sea, you say? I always wanted to be from the sea.
SEA DRAGON: I’ve always wanted to be from dry land.
PRINCE KIR: D-man, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
SEA DRAGON + PRINCE KIR: FREAKY FRIDAY!!
LYO: *turns gold into periwinkles*
PERI: How will this keep the village from starving? You can’t eat this crap.
LYO: Baby, I’m trying to tell you I’m into you, ya feel?